🗑️ Trash Bag Astrology Report

For: Rebecca Wood
DOB: 7/2/1990 – 12:30 PM – Southern Pines, NC

Your Big Three

🌞 Sun in Cancer
Cuddle bug with a penchant for kicking ass. Safety-first! Nostalgia is your drug of choice. Tenacious. Fight me! Cuddle puddle. Don’t worry, I brought snacks. Saves old birthday cards. I don’t like your tone! Fun mom. Did you eat today?

🌚 Moon in Scorpio
Phoenix rising from the ashes. Emotionally fearless. Intuition on lock. Craves intensity. Protective. Big old softie. Real love, baby! Forgive but never forget. Turn that pain into art. Fool me once and that’s enough. Okay, but how do you REALLY feel?

⬆ Rising in Virgo
Loving, neurotic overachiever. High-functioning chaos. There’s a to-do list for the to-do list. I have a ruler in my bag. Eye-roll champ. I love mess! Weaponized competence. Snarky humor. Hermione Granger vibes. Stage manager of your own life.

✨ The Vibe

You lead with feeling, but don’t mistake that for softness! Your emotional depth is your super power. You're wired to live a life that's both deeply felt and meticulously built. People see your Virgo rising and think “put-together,” but under that is a storm of water-sign intensity, tenderness, and magic.

You love like it’s your job, and you take that job very seriously! You create cozy homes out of people and places. You’re the friend who shows up with snacks, tissues, and a playlist. Fiercely independent but deeply devoted. Feeling is fact.

You’re a deep-feeling, high-functioning, emotionally intelligent badass who wants to understand everything and help others do the same. You’ll burn it all down if it doesn’t align with your values. But mostly? You’re here to nurture, love, create, and bring order to chaos with a glittery red pen.